BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE HOW NG IS BEING OVER RUN BY THESE FUCKIN TURD BURGLER ASS 13-15 YR OLD EMO FUCKS THAT SPAM THE PORTAL WITH SIEZURE INDUCING SHITTYNESS (kittycrew,penguinposse.ect.)
BUT YA KNO IF THEY WERENT HERE DOIN THIS THEY WOULD BE AT HOME ''CUTTING'' THIER WRISTS OPEN WITH PAPERCLIPS FOR ATTENTION, SO I GUESE ITS BEST THAT THEY DO WUT THEY DO INSTEAD OF GETTIN BLOODSTAINS ON THERE PARENTS CARPET(child abuse is alot diferent from what it once was).
BUT ANYWHOSER IM PRETTY FUCKIN STONED SO I THINK IMA GO LOOK UP PORN AND BEAT OFF BEFORE I GO AND PASS OUT

Your stoner buddy,
JESUS

PS...... WUT DO YOUR GUYS'S 20 BAGS WIEGH OUT TO?

the pots good but the bags are gettin kinda small

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Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named shanaynay. The area in which Shanaynay lived was the most wonderful place in the world. The trees were tall and green, the grass was a lusterous dark green with the perfect amount of bounce to it. All in all it was perfect. Then one brisk dark night princess Shanaynay was going to the local tavern to get a fresh pint of ale. On her way she spotted an odd green glint out of the corner of her eye. As she turned to see what it was a cloth covered hand covered her lips as she was drug off into the alley. The frightened princess took a deep breath to scream but was overtaken by a powerful odor which made everything begin to spin into darkness. When she awoke she saw a very familiar looking man standing in front of her talking to a larger dark faced man. She was scared and began to get up to run but a sharp pain reemed through her leg as she crashed back to the floor. It was then she noticed a solid iron spike potruding from each side of her thigh. She began to cry, just as she did the familiar looking man aproached her and said ''im very sorry for all of this, but it wasnt even my idea''. At that moment she recognized the voice to be her childhood crush Therman Merman. She began to plead to him to spare her life and let her go. He then leaned in closer and as soon as he was within inches of Shanaynay's face there was a loud metalic click. The princess then felt a warm tingling sensation at her throat, as she grabbed her airway in pain she felt felt a quick trickle of blood run across her fingers. She tried to cry out but all that was heard were low moans and gurgles.Therman Merman then picked up her corpse and proceeded to brutaly rape and molest her dead body until he finished himself off. He then took princess Shanaynay's limp body out back and burried her so shallow that in the following weeks the carniverous scavengers ate her corpse piece by piece until there was nothing left but rotten flesh covered bones.

THE END

The moral of todays story is.......... if your a beautiful princess and you see something shiny in the distance,

RUN LIKE HELL BEFORE YOU DIE BITTTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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